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Parent of a female teen whose school banned leggings (via yball)

(Source: meetingsinthedesert, via ghostlynico)

At what point do you take girls out of school altogether because boys can’t handle it?
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writer-renegade:

1. Fucking bullshit, Hiccup. I can’t keep saving your ass.

2. No I can’t keep doing this.

3. Oh shit.

4. Oh shit the mountain fell.

5. Hiccup!

6. Fuck you, you asshole!

(Source: levitating-fox, via how-to-train-your-jaeger)

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succulentthighs:

Do you ever just like flex your foot wrong and it cramps and you’re just like this is it, this is how it ends 

(Source: pheberoni, via weight-a-second)

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michaelpalin:

a plus-side to being my friend is that you can come to my house in your pajamas and i will not judge you because i will also be in my pajamas

(Source: owenhartofficial, via myfandomsandkpop)

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h3ll0-my-nam3-15:

veolosim:

Harlem Shake LOK

I’m not sure what I’m supposed to feel
LIN WHAT ARE YOU DOING!!!? That’s not how you shake!

h3ll0-my-nam3-15:

veolosim:

Harlem Shake LOK

I’m not sure what I’m supposed to feel

LIN WHAT ARE YOU DOING!!!? That’s not how you shake!

(via gurulachshmeer)

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foxnewsofficial:

cumomelet:

a riddle:

a man is driving his son to school. they get into an accident and the man dies. the son is rushed to the hospital and when he arrives for emergency surgery the doctor says “i cant operate on this boy, he is my son!” how is this possible?

omg one time our english teacher told us this to try and show what a modern thinker he was and we were all like “it’s a woman” and he was like oh wow i thought he was gay i hadn’t thought of that

(via ferretsoup)

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hazelavesque:

heroes of olympus - covers

 ↳ Look, I didnt want to be a half-blood.” 

(via ghostlynico)

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2 hours ago

bitprince:

this was very nostalgic for me to draw ! (i got lazy when it came to the ceiling, so i just used bits from the original cap haha i’m sorry////)

(via ferretsoup)

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The Host Club:Haruhi you broke an 8 million yen vase.
Haruhi:I have no money, but what I can do is give you an extra hour in the ball pit
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2 hours ago

jaegertechnology:

lifesneverhumdrum:

jaegertechnology:

jaegertechnology:

jaegertechnology:

I HAVE SWEATER ON IM TOO HOT I TAKE SWEATER OFF IM TOO COLD FUCK THIS BULLSHIT WORLD

I COMPLAINED ABOUT THIS TO MY MOM AND SHE TOLD ME TO PUT ON THE SHRUG MY AUNT KNITTED ME ONE PROBLEM THE SHRUG MY AUNT KNITTED ME IS BULLSHIT

LOOK AT THIS

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FUCKING LOOK AT THIS

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THERE IS NO HEAD HOLEimage

WHAT IS THE POINT OF THIS

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WHY

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im still going to be laughing about this the next time i see you

NO DON’T BRING THIS BAKC

(via ferretsoup)

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2 hours ago

jakemalik:

i’m really good at mumbling rude things under my breath and then when people ask me what I said I just get really scared and nervous and panic

(Source: hi, via ferretsoup)

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